Visitor Count Cookie
We store a random browser ID cookie so we can count unique visitors for the footer tally. This helps us avoid counting every page refresh as a new person.
Privacy and Cookie Notes
We keep this simple and readable.
Contact Form Data
When you submit the contact form, we process your name, email, and message to respond to your request and keep a basic event log for abuse protection.
Server Logs
We keep lightweight logs for errors, 404 pages, and form events so we can debug issues and improve reliability.
No Ad Tracking
We do not run ad-tech trackers on this site. The entire project is satire-first, not ad-targeting-first.
Questions?
Email us at deals@stubbers.inc and we will answer with reasonable confidence.