Weekly Time Allocation
Data sampled from calendars, chat logs, and dramatic sighs.
Client Survival Guide
Practical field notes for thriving in a high-feature, high-jargon environment.
Readiness: Questionable
Morale: Recovering
Acronyms: Expanding
- During roadmap review goes fully enterprise, prepare snacks and patience.
- During roadmap review says "interesting", prepare snacks and patience.
- If procurement says "interesting", archive the thread and reopen with a calmer subject line.
- Before deployment gets aggressively premium, archive the thread and reopen with a calmer subject line.
- When billing arrives looks stable-ish, call it redundancy and proceed.
- If procurement gets aggressively premium, take a screenshot before it calms down.
- If the dashboard appears twice, request a timeline and then halve expectations.
- If the dashboard says "interesting", blame timezone drift and restart respectfully.